Publisher: Warren Publishing (1982)
Magazine, 65 pages
This is the last
title attempted by Warren Publishing before they bid that final farewell and
departed to wherever publishers go when the ink has run dry. I’m sure most of
you are familiar with the publisher through its three successful magazines Creepy, Eerie, and Vampirella. As well as their Famous
Monsters of Filmland series and various other movie tie-in one-shot
magazines. Plus their two honorable mention attempts: The Rook and 1984. All
good things come to an end, and while they ruled the last half of the sixties
and all throughout the 1970s (more or less), by the 1980s the well had run dry
and here we are: The Goblin.
This
was meant to be Warren’s attempt at breaking into the Superhero genre. Marvel
and DC exploded in the 80s and Warren’s last gamble was to join in on the cash
grab. Why not? Plenty of others were raking it in with direct market sales. So
for their attempt at an outing Warren gave us the titular Goblin, a young black man in the gh-etto with the help of an
elderly ghost, transforms into the Goblin to fight crime or in this case an
mystic spell which transports WWII army troops and aliens. No origin story is
given to the character.
Next
is the Tin Man: A robot horde
designed by a secret cabal inside of the United States to pretend to be alien
invaders, who then threaten both sides of the US-Soviet Cold War conflict. This
was meant to save the world from nuclear annihilation. Actually it sounds like
a variation on the major plot from the original Watchmen.
Third
is the color insert (a novelty for a black and white magazine) for Philo Photon and the Troll Patrol, a
science fiction piece heavily riddled with puns and visual humor, but not much
drama. It comes across a reject from 2000 AD. A lite version without the
ultraviolence to make up for any silliness.
Fourth
and fifth are the Micro-Buccaneers
and Wormglow. The first is a pirate
ship from an alien planet which is the size of …. Something small. The actual
size of the ship seems to shift from panel to panel, however their come to
earth for plunder and steal a few peanuts. Wormglow is about a wizard who saves
the world from another wizard or something. I honestly just rushed through it.
The art was great - as it was in all of the stories - but I just couldn’t take
another “humorous” story written by someone to show off how “witty” they were.
Most
of these were written by legendary writer and animator, Bill DuBay, who created
my favorite Warren character The Rook.
Unfortunately that style doesn’t come across in these pages. The problem is that
these stories don’t know what they want to be. With the exception of Tin Man,
all of the characters were written tongue-in-cheek, as if this was meant to be
a parody of superheroes, or if this was the swinging 60s had come back and camp
was all the rage again. There are too many puns, bad names, and “clever”
attempts at humor - but these don’t make a good superhero comic.
Unfortunately,
these characters were supposed to be on-going, sustainable one which a reader
was supposed to become invested in. But that’s impossible if it's a parody.
Like Cerebus, they had to change or
die, but they never had the chance to grow. I can tell you that as a young
collector at that age, I wanted my comic heroes to seem real and take their
jobs seriously. It might have been different had the parody stuck to only one
story, but four out of five was simply too much. And honestly, most did not
seem like superheroes. They came across as leftover stories from the more
successful magazines.
For more readings, try books by Rex Hurst.
But I had a lot of fun looking at the old advertisements |
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